Marcell Ozuna Prepares to Celebrate New Year by Downloading Uber

The Atlanta Braves' Marcell Ozuna, known for his powerful bat, is now taking charge of his celebrations, ensuring they're powerful in safety too. After being enlightened by teammate and first baseman Marc Olsen about the virtues of ride-sharing, Ozuna is stepping into the new year with a new app: Uber.

Ozuna, who previously dismissed ride-sharing services as "stupid," has had a change of heart, likely influenced by his past encounters with the law concerning drunk driving. His decision comes at a pivotal time as he gears up for New Year's Eve festivities, with invitations to parties at Blooper's house and Chipper Jones' legendary bash at Hooters.

A snapshot by a local photographer captured Ozuna, comfortably dressed in his Braves attire, sitting next to Snitbear after having one too many Fax Lites, as he navigated through the Uber app on his phone. This scene symbolizes more than just a man planning his ride; it represents a shift towards responsibility and perhaps a new tradition for the athlete.

As the countdown to the new year begins, Ozuna is not just scheduling rides but also setting an example for fans and peers alike, showing that embracing change can lead to safer, more enjoyable celebrations. Here's to hoping his ride through 2025 is as smooth as his Uber ride on New Year's Eve.

Note: None of this is real, as far as we know.