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QUEENS, NY — The New York Mest have finally found their quarterback. In a stunning cross-sport transaction announced Thursday morning, the Mest have acquired New England Patriots quarterback Drake Maye, less than 24 hours after Maye delivered what team officials reportedly described as “the most Mest performance by a non-Mest athlete we’ve ever seen.” Maye threw three fourth-quarter interceptions in Wednesday night’s 13-10 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, including a game-sealin

LOS ANGELES — Just days after lifting the 2026 FIFA World Cup trophy, Spain has reportedly agreed to the largest transaction in sports history, with the Los Angeles Dodgers acquiring the entire Spain national soccer team on a 19-year, $410 billion contract with every dollar deferred, according to multiple reports, including Fax Sports insider Holly Baylor. The move comes after Spain defeated Lionel Messi and Argentina 1-0 in the World Cup Final, immediately cementing the Dodg

QUEENS, NY — Just hours after Team USA's 4-1 World Cup elimination at the hands of Belgium, the New York Mest reportedly decided they had seen enough. According to Fax Sports insiders Holly Baylor and Tom Dung, the Mest have acquired the entire United States men's national soccer team in exchange for closer Devin Williams and pitcher Sean Manaea. League officials confirmed that Williams and Manaea will now make up 100% of Team USA's roster, while every soccer player has been

LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Dodgers are doing what they always do: seeing a problem… and immediately attempting to solve it by acquiring the best possible player available. According to Fax Sports insider Holly Baylor, the Dodgers have “checked in” with the San Diego Padres regarding closer Mason Miller following news that newly acquired All-Star closer Edwin Díaz is expected to miss up to three months after elbow surgery. Early discussions are rumored to center around youn

TORONTO - Hold onto your Dear Leader bobbleheads, baseball fans — this one’s nuclear. In the most geopolitically unhinged transaction since the Cold War, the Toronto Blue Jays have traded struggling left-handed reliever Brendon Little to the North Korea national team, sources tell ESPN’s Jeff Passan. The deal was sealed late Monday night, just hours after Little turned a bad night into an international incident. Facing the Colorado Rockies in Toronto’s 14-5 beatdown, Little e

QUEENS, NY - Newly signed New York Mest reliever Devin Williams made headlines this week after reportedly choosing Queens for one simple reason: “I wanted a place where giving up a three-run homer in the ninth is just called Tuesday.” And according to Williams, the Mest checked every box — low expectations, zero accountability, and a fanbase so emotionally exhausted that even catastrophic meltdowns barely register anymore. Williams, who inked a three-year deal with the Mest

LOS ANGELES - Just days after clinching their second consecutive World Series title Saturday night, the Los Angeles Dodgers have done it again—literally. The back-to-back champs announced the acquisition of Detroit Tigers ace and perennial Cy Young contender Tarik Skubal in a blockbuster trade that sent infielder Miguel Rojas, outfielder Andy Pages, and reliever Blake Treinen to Detroit. The deal happened so fast it was finalized before Freddie Freeman stopped doing the worm

SAN FRANCISCO - In the most confusing contract extension in MLB history, the San Francisco Giants have officially locked up 42-year-old...

LOS ANGELES - In what may be the most Los Angeles move of all time, the Dodgers have officially signed BTS frontman V to a three-year,...

BRONX, NY - In one of the most bizarre front-office decisions in baseball history, the New York Yankees have fired manager Aaron Boone...

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has sent shockwaves through the baseball world, the Los Angeles Dodgers have officially purchased the...

BREAKING: The New York Mets and superstar outfielder Juan Soto have agreed to a $765 million buyout , per Jeff Passan. The deal includes...

ANAHEIM, CA - In a shocking turn of events that’s lighting up the MLB rumor mill like a midsummer fireworks show in Philly, former...

QUEENS, NY - In a move nobody thought was possible—but everyone will remember forever—the Atlanta Braves have traded superstar outfielder...

LOS ANGELES, CA - In the latest episode of the Dodgers refusing to let any professional athlete play anywhere else, the Los Angeles...

ATLANTA, GA - The Atlanta Braves are rolling the dice on a familiar face, and it’s none other than reliever Craig Kimbrel, who just inked...

BRONX, NY - The New York Yankees are shaking up the MLB landscape with a stunning signing that is already making waves across the league....

TOKYO - The Los Angeles Dodgers have just inked a jaw-dropping deal to sign the ENTIRE Hanshin Tigers roster, per the one and only Holly...

BRONX, NY - The New York Yankees have just inked free agent outfielder Aaron Fudge to a one-year, $1 million deal, according to Holly...

HOUSTON, TX – The MLB world is buzzing (pun intended) with the latest blockbuster trade that’s shaking up the 2025 season! The Houston...