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Devin Williams Explains Why He Chose the Mest, and Fans Might Not Survive This Quote
QUEENS, NY - Newly signed New York Mest reliever Devin Williams made headlines this week after reportedly choosing Queens for one simple reason: “I wanted a place where giving up a three-run homer in the ninth is just called Tuesday.” And according to Williams, the Mest checked every box — low expectations, zero accountability, and a fanbase so emotionally exhausted that even catastrophic meltdowns barely register anymore. Williams, who inked a three-year deal with the Mest

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Dec 2, 20252 min read


Dodgers Acquire Tigers Ace Tarik Skubal, Immediately Become Even More Unfair
LOS ANGELES - Just days after clinching their second consecutive World Series title Saturday night, the Los Angeles Dodgers have done it again—literally. The back-to-back champs announced the acquisition of Detroit Tigers ace and perennial Cy Young contender Tarik Skubal in a blockbuster trade that sent infielder Miguel Rojas, outfielder Andy Pages, and reliever Blake Treinen to Detroit. The deal happened so fast it was finalized before Freddie Freeman stopped doing the worm

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Nov 5, 20252 min read


Giants Sign 42-Year-Old Justin Verlander to 8-Year, $80M Extension
SAN FRANCISCO - In the most confusing contract extension in MLB history, the San Francisco Giants have officially locked up 42-year-old...

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Sep 20, 20252 min read


Dodgers Sign BTS Star V After Electric First Pitch
LOS ANGELES - In what may be the most Los Angeles move of all time, the Dodgers have officially signed BTS frontman V to a three-year,...

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Aug 27, 20252 min read


Yankees Fire Aaron Boone, Hire Squirrel as Manager
BRONX, NY - In one of the most bizarre front-office decisions in baseball history, the New York Yankees have fired manager Aaron Boone...

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Aug 23, 20252 min read


Dodgers Get Embarrassed by Astros, Immediately Buy Them in Billion-Dollar Revenge Deal
LOS ANGELES - In a move that has sent shockwaves through the baseball world, the Los Angeles Dodgers have officially purchased the...

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Jul 5, 20252 min read


Mets, Juan Soto Agree to Record-Breaking $765 Million Buyout Amid Fallout with Teammates
BREAKING: The New York Mets and superstar outfielder Juan Soto have agreed to a $765 million buyout , per Jeff Passan. The deal includes...

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May 29, 20252 min read


Chris Taylor Unloads on Dodgers in Scorching Exit Interview After Joining Angels
ANAHEIM, CA - In a shocking turn of events that’s lighting up the MLB rumor mill like a midsummer fireworks show in Philly, former...

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May 28, 20252 min read


BREAKING: Braves Trade Ronald Acuña Jr. to Mets After Fallout from Deleted Tweet
QUEENS, NY - In a move nobody thought was possible—but everyone will remember forever—the Atlanta Braves have traded superstar outfielder...

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Apr 23, 20252 min read


BREAKING: Dodgers Sign Rory McIlroy to 12-Year, $575 Million Deal
LOS ANGELES, CA - In the latest episode of the Dodgers refusing to let any professional athlete play anywhere else, the Los Angeles...

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Apr 14, 20252 min read


Craig Kimbrel Had a Very Craig Kimbrel Reason for Re-Joining the Atlanta Braves
ATLANTA, GA - The Atlanta Braves are rolling the dice on a familiar face, and it’s none other than reliever Craig Kimbrel, who just inked...

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Mar 19, 20253 min read


Yankees Make Bold Move, Sign Trevor Bauer to 1-Year, $2M Deal
BRONX, NY - The New York Yankees are shaking up the MLB landscape with a stunning signing that is already making waves across the league....

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Mar 17, 20252 min read


Dodgers Sign ENTIRE Hanshin Tigers Team in Unprecedented $120 Billion Deal
TOKYO - The Los Angeles Dodgers have just inked a jaw-dropping deal to sign the ENTIRE Hanshin Tigers roster, per the one and only Holly...

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Mar 16, 20252 min read


BREAKING: Yankees Sign Free Agent Outfielder Aaron Fudge in Wild Deal
BRONX, NY - The New York Yankees have just inked free agent outfielder Aaron Fudge to a one-year, $1 million deal, according to Holly...

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Mar 13, 20253 min read


BREAKING: Astros Land Paul Skenes in Blockbuster Trade with Pirates
HOUSTON, TX – The MLB world is buzzing (pun intended) with the latest blockbuster trade that’s shaking up the 2025 season! The Houston...

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Mar 11, 20252 min read


Jose Urquidy Reveals Shocking Reason He Signed with Tigers
DETROIT, MI - Jose Urquidy, a former Astros pitcher who just inked a deal with the Detroit Tigers, dropped a bombshell that’s got the MLB...

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Mar 11, 20253 min read


Yankees Sign Iron Man to 5-year, $500M Deal with Unlimited Armor Supply
BRONX, NY - The New York Yankees just pulled off the most marvelous signing of the offseason—Iron Man is officially a Yankee, per...

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Mar 10, 20252 min read


OMG: Jose Iglesias Bids Farewell to Music Career After Signing with Padres
PEORIA, AZ - New San Diego Padres infielder Jose Iglesias has officially announced the end of his dual career as a ballplayer and pop...

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Mar 5, 20253 min read


Bombshell Trade: Dylan Cease Heads to Braves in Explosive Deal
BREAKING: San Diego Padres ace Dylan Cease has been shipped off to the Atlanta Braves in a blockbuster trade, multiple sources tell FAX...

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Mar 1, 20253 min read


TRADE: Nolan Arenado Shipped from Cardinals to Astros in BOMBSHELL Deal
BREAKING: The St. Louis Cardinals are sending third baseman Nolan Arenado to the Houston Astros in a blockbuster trade, per Holly Baylor,...

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Feb 23, 20252 min read
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