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NEW YORK — In a development somehow both shocking and entirely predictable, the New York Mest were officially eliminated from the 2026 MLB Postseason yesterday — on December 10, 2025 — a full 108 days before Opening Day. MLB historians have already labeled it the earliest playoff elimination in league history, but league officials insist the math “checks out,” citing catastrophic vibes, irreversible roster decisions, and something called “Mesting momentum.” The death blow cam

Anaheim, CA — The Los Angeles Angels announced late Tuesday that third baseman Anthony Rendon has suffered a spinal fracture  while attempting to lift a frozen Thanksgiving turkey at a local Albertsons—an outcome that team officials described as “unfortunate, yet somehow the least surprising thing to ever happen to this franchise.” According to witnesses, Rendon bent down, reached for a 12-pound Butterball, lifted approximately three inches off the freezer shelf, then immedia

BREAKING — In a move so shocking it actually made Padres fans nostalgic for the Eric Hosmer contract, the Los Angeles Dodgers have reportedly reached an agreement to buy the entire San Diego Padres , according to multiple reports including Holly Baylor, who broke the news after spotting Andrew Friedman browsing Petco Park on Zillow. Yes, the Padres — a real Major League Baseball franchise with real players, real uniforms, and real bankruptcy-level payroll spending — will now

CANCUN — The Houston Astros did the funniest two-step in sports today: out of October, straight into Cancun. With the Cleveland Guardians...

SAN FRANCISCO - In the most confusing contract extension in MLB history, the San Francisco Giants have officially locked up 42-year-old...

LOS ANGELES - In what may be the most Los Angeles move of all time, the Dodgers have officially signed BTS frontman V to a three-year,...

BRONX, NY - In one of the most bizarre front-office decisions in baseball history, the New York Yankees have fired manager Aaron Boone...

SEATTLE — The Mariners are leaning all the way into their very  brief time atop the AL West standings. According to @RyanDivish on...

ANAHEIM – Just hours before first pitch of tonight’s series opener against the Los Angeles Dodgers, the Angels dropped a bombshell press...

NEW YORK - Just days after the historic announcement that Jen Pawol will become the first woman to umpire a Major League regular-season...

In a stunning development that has rocked the baseball world, Cleveland Guardians star third baseman Jose Ramirez is under investigation...

ATLANTA - Multiple fans are claiming they spotted Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani participating in the 50/50 raffle during a commercial...

ATLANTA - In a shocking but undeniably entertaining twist to this year’s Home Run Derby lineup, Eric Sim — the internet’s favorite...

ATLANTA - Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Chandler Simpson, Atlanta Braves super utility man Nick Allen, and Miami Marlins infielder Xavier...

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has sent shockwaves through the baseball world, the Los Angeles Dodgers have officially purchased the...

CHICAGO - Chicago Cubs second baseman Nico Hoerner revealed that he will be participating in this year’s Home Run Derby—despite having...

MILWAUKEE - Rumors are spreading like wildfire that LSU gymnast and social media star Livvy Dunne is considering leaving Pittsburgh...

In a decision that has left baseball fans, insiders, and even his own teammates scratching their heads, Padres infielder Luis Arraez...

ATLANTA - The Atlanta Braves have officially been eliminated from playoff contention after a catastrophic meltdown against the Arizona...

HOUSTON — In a move nobody saw coming and nobody can quite explain, the Houston Astros are officially turning to All-Star second baseman...