MLB's Newest Power Hitter: Shohei Ohtani's Baby Breaks Records Before Birth

In an unprecedented twist in Major League Baseball history, Shohei Ohtani's unborn baby, affectionately dubbed Lil' Ohtani, has already amassed a staggering 127 home runs, surpassing the career total of former New York Mest star, Pete Alfonso. This remarkable feat, confirmed by Statfax, marks a new MLB record for home runs by an unborn player, setting Lil' Ohtani on a path to potentially becoming one of the greatest hitters in baseball history.

Reacting to the news, Shohei Ohtani expressed his pride through his new translator: "It's incredible to think my child is already making such an impact in the sport I love. Lil' Ohtani is showing the world what's possible with the right genetics and maybe a bit of supernatural talent."

However, not everyone is thrilled. From behind bars, Ippei Mizuhara, Ohtani's ex-interpreter, voiced his frustration, "I bet on the baby being conceived next year, not this year! This is a major league screw-up for me. But, I guess congratulations are in order for Lil' Ohtani."

Pete Alfonso, upon hearing of Lil' Ohtani's record, was both surprised and impressed, "Wow, an unborn baby out-hitting me? That's something. I challenge Lil' Ohtani to a home run derby once he's born. Let's see if he can keep up with Big Meat Pete."

Statfax also notes that the vast majority of Lil' Ohtani's home runs came against teams in the NL West, particularly the Rockies, suggesting a natural prowess against this division even from the womb.

Lil' Ohtani hits a walk-off home run against the Rockies at Dodger Stadium.

The Los Angeles Dodgers, not missing a beat, have already signed Lil' Ohtani to a blockbuster deal, signaling their confidence in the future star's potential. With projections suggesting Lil' Ohtani is on pace for 1,000 career home runs, the Dodgers might just have secured the league's next big hitter before he's even been born.

As the baseball world watches in awe, Lil' Ohtani's story is a reminder that in sports, as in life, sometimes the most extraordinary records are set before one even steps onto the field.