SHOCKING Twist: Disgraced Interpreter Ippei Mizuhara Escapes Prison Until 2125

SANTA ANA, CA - Ippei Mizuhara, the disgraced former interpreter for Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani, has successfully deferred his prison sentence and debt to the year 2125. Speaking to the press, Ippei remarked, "Any criminal can, but most criminals don't," shedding light on the unprecedented nature of his decision. This statement implies that while legally possible, the deferment of such obligations is a path seldom taken.

Ippei's journey into the art of deferment began during his brief stint with the Dodgers, where he was ultimately discharged early last season due to charges of wire fraud among others. It was within the Dodgers clubhouse where Ippei honed his skills under the tutelage of some of baseball's finest.

One notable example was when Shohei Ohtani taught Ippei how to defer his laundry duties after games, suggesting a light-hearted yet strategic approach to managing responsibilities. Mookie Betts showed Ippei how to delay responding to fan mail by setting up an automated system that would send responses in the future, a methodical approach to time management. Meanwhile, Teoscar Hernandez, during practice sessions, would often demonstrate how to postpone taking batting practice by engaging in lengthy discussions about strategy, teaching Ippei the value of timing in both baseball and life.

With his legal and financial burdens now set far into the future, Ippei is ready to resume his career. He has been requested by Roki Sasaki to return to his role as an MLB interpreter, a position that highlights his linguistic skills and deep understanding of the game's culture.

Beyond baseball, Ippei is also stepping into the entertainment world, preparing for his Netflix debut in "Squid Game" Season 3, which is slated for release this summer. This move into acting shows Ippei's versatility and his ability to embrace new challenges.

Stay tuned for updates on Ippei's progress both on and off the field.