Texas Rangers' Leaked 'Tetas' City Connect Jerseys Cause a Stir

ARLINGTON, TX - The baseball world just got a whole lot spicier! A leaked photo of Texas Rangers outfielder Adolis Garcia rocking the team’s new City Connect jerseys has hit the internet like a grand slam, and—hold onto your hats—it spells out “TETAS” across the chest. Yes, you read that right. “Tetas.” For those who might need a quick Spanish lesson, that word translates to something a bit more… anatomical than the Rangers likely intended. And if this feels like déjà vu, it’s because we’ve been down this road before with New Era’s recent Rangers hat release, which also featured the infamous “Tetas” branding. Those hats were yanked off shelves faster than you can say “OnlyFans” after fans pointed out the vulgar slip-up. But the Rangers? They’re not backing down this time—they’re doubling down!

The image, courtesy of the Rangers' website, shows Garcia standing tall in a crisp white jersey with “TETAS” emblazoned in bold red and blue letters, paired with a matching cap. This isn’t just a leak; it’s a full-on marketing pivot that’s got everyone talking. And the Rangers’ marketing department is all in. “Due to an overwhelming positive reaction from Rangers fans and fans everywhere, we are doubling down on ‘Tetas.’ We expect these jerseys to be our best-selling City Connects yet,” a spokesperson boldly declared. Bold move, Texas!

But wait, there’s more! The marketing team isn’t stopping at jerseys. They’re gearing up to file a petition with MLB and Nike to resurrect those discontinued “Tetas” hats, arguing they’re the perfect complement to the new City Connects. “You can’t have one pair of ‘Tetas’ without the other,” quipped an enthusiastic intern from the Rangers’ marketing crew. We’re not sure if that’s genius or chaos, but it’s definitely entertaining.

The Rangers plan to debut these eye-catching “Tetas” City Connects during their 2025 home opener against the Boston Red Sox at Globe Life Field. And if that wasn’t enough, the marketing team is floating an even wilder idea: renaming Globe Life Field to “Big Globes Life Field.” However, don’t hold your breath—MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred isn’t sold. “Personally, I’m not a Globes man myself,” Manfred told Fax Sports when we reached out for comment. We can only imagine the league office meetings on this one.

The hype is already off the charts. Leaked “Tetas” City Connect jerseys are popping up on Temu, where they’re fetching a cool $1,000+ per piece. Scalpers and collectors are clearly ready to cash in, but what do the players think? We caught up with a few Rangers stars for their reactions, and let’s just say they’re as confused as the rest of us.

Adolis Garcia scratched his head and said, “I thought it was just a cool design. Then someone explained it to me… now I’m not sure what to say!” Joc Pederson, the veteran outfielder, chuckled, “I mean, it’s different, right? I guess we’re rolling with it?” And ace pitcher Jacob deGrom added, “I just throw the ball. Someone else can figure out the jerseys.”

So, there you have it. The Rangers are leaning into the “Tetas” fiasco with a mix of bravado and humor, and the baseball world is watching. Will these jerseys become a fan favorite, or will MLB and Nike put the kibosh on this bold experiment?