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Mariners Drop a Bombshell with New "Big Dumper Sundae" at T-Mobile Park
SEATTLE – The Seattle Mariners just flushed away any doubts that their ballpark menu was getting boring. Today the team officially announced the “Big Dumper Sundae,” a chocolate soft-serve masterpiece served in a mini toilet bowl complete with hot fudge “flush,” chocolate wafer “logs,” and a complimentary roll of T-Mobile Park toilet paper napkins on the side. Yes, really. We saw the picture. We’re still processing. According to team officials, the reasoning was simple: “Cal
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Mar 203 min read


BREAKING: Two-Way Star Eric Sim Traded to Pirates in Blockbuster Deal
In a move that's got the baseball world buzzing, internet sensation and two-way star Eric Sim, known as the "King of Juco," has been...
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Jan 16, 20252 min read


Mariners Make a Splash: Eric Sim Joins Seattle on $4.2M Deal
Big news out of the AL West as the Seattle Mariners have signed Eric Sim, known as @kingofjuco on social media, to a one-year deal worth...
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Dec 26, 20242 min read


BREAKING: Pete Alonso to Mariners in Blockbuster Deal
Pete Alonso, the powerhouse first baseman formerly of the New York Mest, has inked a lucrative 4-year, $150 million contract with the...
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Dec 22, 20242 min read
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