Cody Bellinger Totally Cool with Giancarlo Stanton Being His Teammate, Despite, You Know, Dating His Wife

Oh, sure, Cody Bellinger is just thrilled to be playing alongside Giancarlo Stanton this season with the Yankees. Because who wouldn't want to share the outfield with the guy who used to date your wife? It's like a dream come true!

Bellinger, the new Yankee import, claims he's all good with Stanton being his teammate. "We're all adults here; we just want to win." Oh, please. We're supposed to believe that the thought of Chase Carter, now Chase Bellinger, and Giancarlo, her former flame, doesn't make him want to throw his bat in frustration? Sure, Jan.

Let’s review the plot twist for those living in an office supply closet: Chase Carter, Mrs. Bellinger now, was once the significant other of none other than Giancarlo Stanton. They were all over each other at galas and games until she traded up for Bellinger. And now, they're just going to "focus on baseball"? Yeah, pull the other one.

But here's the real kicker - there's always that whisper, that rumor of a "reunion" between Chase and Giancarlo. Because why not? They're both at Yankee Stadium now; it’s not like they'll bump into each other, right?

We're all supposed to nod along like, "Oh, they’re professionals, they'll handle it." But let's be real, in the world of baseball where egos are as inflated as those giant foam fingers, this is just asking for drama, or at least some OnlyFans.

Bellinger insists it's all about the wins, but in a world where every at-bat could be a chance to show up your wife's ex, I'm betting there's more than just baseball at play.

So, as we watch this season unfold, don't be fooled by their "we're all one big happy family" act. There’s no way this isn't going to be a soap opera in cleats.

Keep your eyes (if you have them) peeled for any signs of this love triangle turning into a home plate disaster. But hey, what do I know? Maybe they'll all just become best buddies, eating ketchup tacos in the dugout.

Remember, in baseball, sometimes the drama off the field is more entertaining than the game itself.

Gianmarco Stanton poses for an OnlyFans shoot while dating Chase Carter in 2018. (via Bryan Hoch)