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Paul Goldschmidt Reacts to Yankees Deal in a Very, Very Paul Goldschmidt Way
In a move that left the baseball world buzzing, Paul Goldschmidt, the stoic first baseman, has reportedly signed with the New York...

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Dec 21, 20241 min read
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MLB Posts About Shohei Ohtani for the 1,765th time in 2025
The MLB account has already shattered records with its coverage of Shohei Ohtani in 2025, despite it still being 2024. With a staggering...

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Dec 21, 20242 min read
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BREAKING: Yankees Ink Alex Bregman to $300M Deal
In a blockbuster move that has the baseball world buzzing, Alex Bregman has inked an eight-year, $300 million deal with the New York...

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Dec 20, 20242 min read
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Christian Walker Not Sweating Astros Gig: "Abreu Was No Legend"
In a move that's got baseball fans buzzing, Christian Walker has inked a deal with the Houston Astros, stepping into a role that was...

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Dec 20, 20241 min read
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Astros Shy Away trom Alex Bregman's Contract Due to MLB the Show Rating
Remember when we thought baseball contracts were about stats, performance, and maybe a little bit of charm? Well, throw that out the...

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Dec 20, 20242 min read
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Meek Mill Twitter Got Faxed
BREAKING: Meek Mill's Twitter community is the latest to get Faxed.

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Dec 19, 20241 min read
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Sammy Sosa Apologizes for Using Michael Jackson's Doctor
In a surprising turn of events, former Chicago Cubs star Sammy Sosa has issued a public apology for his controversial skin bleaching...

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Dec 19, 20242 min read
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Hawk Tuah Teaches Corbin Burnes How to Disappear
In an unexpected twist that has left the baseball world scratching its collective head, Corbin Burnes, the once-celebrated pitcher now...

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Dec 19, 20242 min read
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Chicago White Sox Rename Stadium from "Rate Field" to "Field" Hours After Prior Name Change
In what might be the most groundbreaking move since someone decided baseball needed a "seventh inning stretch," the Chicago White Sox...

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Dec 18, 20242 min read
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Nolan Arenado, Baseball's Last Boy Scout
All hail Nolan Arenado, the St. Louis Cardinals' beacon of virtue in a league drowning in its own sins. Here's a guy who's basically...

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Dec 18, 20242 min read
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