11 Other Couples Caught on Coldplay Kiss Cam

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It was a busy week for Coldplay kiss cams, with multiple couples being caught cheating at the band's show, besides former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his head of HR Kristin Cabot. Let's dive in to see who else was there.

Shohei Ohtani and Ippei Mizuhara

Sources say Ohtani leaned in willingly, while Ippei mouthed “I’ll pay you back.” The stadium fell silent as the screen cut to black. Ohtani’s camp declined to comment, but Mizuhara was later spotted backstage selling signed Coldplay setlists “to pay off a few things.”

Jeff Passan and His Step Stool

Jeff Passan in a suit holds a wooden stool labeled "Mast General Store." Background features bright stage lights and an audience silhouette.

Eyewitnesses say Passan gently adjusted the stool’s varnish before planting a kiss right on the edge of its top step as “Fix You” played in the background. Sources close to the situation say this isn’t the first time the two have been spotted together in public, but it is the first time they’ve been caught. No comment yet from ESPN, but the stool has reportedly hired Scott Boras for PR.

Fernando Tatis Jr and Ringworm Cream

Fernando Tatis Jr on stage with a large antifungal cream image. Bright lights illuminate the scene. Text on cream reads "Ringworm" and other info.

Fans at the concert erupted in confusion as the Padres star cradled the ointment like a lost lover, igniting fresh speculation about their controversial past. The moment instantly drew comparisons to Andy Byron’s infamous smooch with Kristin Cabot, with one witness saying, “You could feel the ointment blushing.” Tatis has yet to comment, but sources close to the situation say the cream “wasn’t supposed to be there.”

Trevor Bauer and Rachel Luba

Bauer reportedly leaned in after “Viva la Vida” hit the second chorus, while Luba mouthed “we’re just negotiating.” MLB sources are now questioning whether Bauer’s next contract will include performance incentives or relationship counseling. Neither party has commented publicly, though Luba did like a tweet that said, “sometimes you gotta represent all aspects of your client.”

Marcell Ozuna and Beer

Marcell Ozuna in baseball jersey and cap holds a metal keg, framed in a circle. Spotlights illuminate a crowd in the dark background.

Ozuna was seen cradling the keg like a newborn and whispering, “I always knew it was you.” The two reportedly shared a suite and an Uber home, with fans booing louder than when he hits into double plays. Braves leadership has declined comment, but insiders believe the keg has a better chance of making the postseason than Ozuna himself.

Justin Verlander and Taking an L

Justin Verlander in baseball cap smiles, holds "L" sign. Bright lights in background, crowd below. Warm, cheerful atmosphere.

Fans erupted as the camera zoomed in on Verlander caressing the loss like it was his long-lost soulmate. Witnesses say he whispered, “At least you’ve always been there for me.” Sources close to the Giants say Verlander and the L have “been inseparable since April.” No wins, just vibes.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr and McDonald's

Vladimir Guerrero Jr in baseball cap holding a red Happy Meal box with a yellow smile. Set against a dark background with bright spotlights.

Chaos erupted when Blue Jays slugger Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was caught on the kiss cam tenderly locking eyes—and lips—with a McDonald’s Happy Meal. Fans watched in stunned silence as Vladdy lovingly fed the toy a single fry before whispering something about “needing more consistency than the Jays can offer.” When reached for comment, the Happy Meal simply said: “I’m lovin’ it.”

Marc Olsen and Freddie Freeman

Two smiling men, Matt Olson and Freddie Freeman, in black shirts and baseball caps embrace against a dark stage backdrop with bright lights above. Audience visible below.

Braves 1B Marc Olsen and Dodgers 1B Freddie Freeman were caught in a scandalous embrace, sending shockwaves through both fanbases and the greater NL East/West divorce court. The two first basemen, forever linked after Freeman’s controversial exit and Olsen’s arrival in Atlanta, were seen locking lips during “A Sky Full of Stars,” igniting speculation that the tension between them may have always been passion. Sources close to the situation say Olsen whispered “I never wanted to replace you” as Freeman dabbed his eyes with a mini Gold Glove.

Anthony Rendon and Crutches

Anthony Rendon smiles, holding crutches. Wears a red cap with "A." Bright stage lights and crowd silhouette in the background.

Witnesses say Rendon tenderly adjusted the padding on the crutch's underarm grip before pulling it in close during "Yellow." Sources within the Angels clubhouse are “not surprised,” claiming the two have been “inseparable for years.” The team has yet to comment, but fans are calling it the most active Rendon’s been all season.

Jomboy and Twitter's Block Button

Jomboy on a large screen, with "You’re blocked" text overlay. Audience below; stage lights in the background.

The moment was electric, with the block button blushing as Jomboy whispered, “It’s not personal, it’s just content.” Sources close to the situation say the two have been “inseparable” since early 2021, citing hundreds—if not thousands—of users exiled in the name of love. Twitter has launched an internal investigation into whether this violates community guidelines or just vibes.

Jacob Misiorowski and Livvy Dunne

Dunne, who’s famously dating Pirates ace Paul Skenes, was seen wearing Misiorowski’s jersey and sipping a Spotted Cow. Sources say Skenes unfollowed both of them on Instagram shortly after. Misiorowski refused to comment postgame, but did tweet “🔥💔🧊” before deleting it.