NEW YORK — In a development somehow both shocking and entirely predictable, the New York Mest were officially eliminated from the 2026 MLB Postseason yesterday — on December 10, 2025 — a full 108 days before Opening Day. MLB historians have already labeled it the earliest playoff elimination in league history, but league officials insist the math “checks out,” citing catastrophic vibes, irreversible roster decisions, and something called “Mesting momentum.” The death blow cam

QUEENS, NY - Newly signed New York Mest reliever Devin Williams made headlines this week after reportedly choosing Queens for one simple reason: “I wanted a place where giving up a three-run homer in the ninth is just called Tuesday.”  And according to Williams, the Mest checked every box — low expectations, zero accountability, and a fanbase so emotionally exhausted that even catastrophic meltdowns barely register anymore. Williams, who inked a three-year deal with the Mest