Los Angeles Dodgers Acquire NFL Superstar Myles Garrett in Historic Trade

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have acquired NFL superstar Myles Garrett from the Cleveland Browns, according to FAX Sports' Holly Baylor, who broke the story from the very beginning.

In exchange, the Browns have received disgraced translator Ippei Mizuhara from LA, who had recently been re-hired by the Dodgers to serve as Roki Sasaki's personal interpreter. Despite Mizuhara's lack of professional football experience, the Browns reportedly plan to start him at tight end.

Dodgers manager Dave Roberts announced that Garrett will back up Freddie Freeman at first base, playing in a newly invented position dubbed "defensive first baseman." This marks the first time in MLB history that a team has created an entirely new position, setting a record, as noted by Statfax.

Speculation is already swirling about Garrett's potential performance in 2025. On offense, given his athletic prowess, Garrett could surprise many with a modest .250 batting average, 15 home runs, and 50 RBIs, leveraging his strength and speed. Defensively, as a "defensive first baseman," his NFL experience might translate into exceptional fielding skills, possibly achieving a .990 fielding percentage with numerous standout plays.

Moments after the trade was finalized, Garrett signed a historic 12-year, $895 million extension with the Dodgers, choosing to defer $894 million and the remainder of his NFL career until 2075. This deal not only solidifies his commitment to baseball but also marks one of the largest contracts in sports history.

Excitement is palpable among Dodgers players. Mookie Betts exclaimed, "Having Myles in our lineup is like adding a superhero. His presence alone is going to change games."

On the other side, the Cleveland Browns appear to be less thrilled. Browns linebacker Anthony Walker Jr. shared, "This trade makes no sense. We're trading greatness for... an interpreter? What are we thinking?"

This trade is part of an incredibly busy off-season for the Dodgers, who have already acquired LeBron James and Luka Doncic, Saquon Barkley, the entire Miami Marlins team, Barron Trump, Tyreek Hill and more, making them the talk of every sports discussion.