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Anthony Rendon Celebrates Benching with Trip to Disney World
ORLANDO, FL - Anthony Rendon, the Los Angeles Angels' third baseman, has decided to celebrate his recent benching and loss of his...

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Feb 72 min read
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Los Angeles Dodgers Unveil Star Wars-Inspired Uniforms for 2025 Season
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a galaxy not so far, far away, the Los Angeles Dodgers have just revealed their official uniforms for the 2025...

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Feb 72 min read
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SHOCKING Twist: Disgraced Interpreter Ippei Mizuhara Escapes Prison Until 2125
SANTA ANA, CA - Ippei Mizuhara, the disgraced former interpreter for Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani, has successfully...

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Feb 62 min read
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Elon Musk Unleashes DOGE Audit on LA Dodgers
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) have decided to audit the...

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Feb 51 min read
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Wander Franco Ecstatic to Discover New Little League Mode in MLB The Show
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - Former Tampa Bay Rays star Wander Franco has found a new source of excitement in the virtual world of baseball with...

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Feb 42 min read
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Britney Spears to Perform at Padres Fanfest
In a move that's got everyone talking, the San Diego Padres have announced that none other than Britney Spears will be performing at...

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Jan 312 min read
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Jesse Chavez Buys Georgia Mansion After Signing with Rangers
Veteran relief pitcher Jesse Chavez has just purchased a luxurious mansion in Marietta, Georgia, moments after inking a minor league...

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Jan 282 min read
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Lil' Moto Announced as MLB The Show 25 Cover Athlete
BREAKING: MLB The Show 25 has officially announced Lil' Moto as its cover athlete! This announcement comes as a shock, especially after...

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Jan 272 min read
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Ichiro Begs Elon Musk for That Last Damn Hall of Fame Vote
Ichiro Suzuki, the human hit machine, was spotted doing the unthinkable: begging Elon Musk to sort out his Hall of Fame vote dilemma. You...

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Jan 232 min read
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Astros Considering Booster Seat for Jose Altuve in Left Field
The Houston Astros are reportedly considering strapping Jose Altuve into a child's booster seat to play left field. Yes, you read that...

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Jan 232 min read
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Trump Signs Executive Order Giving Yankees 2024 World Series Title
BREAKING: President Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New York Yankees as the 2024 World Series Champions, effective...

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Jan 222 min read
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Biden Pardons Mest for 2025: A Game-Changing Move?
NEWS: President Biden has issued a historic pardon to the New York Mest, covering any "future crimes committed against the sport of...

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Jan 202 min read
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Dodgers Make SHOCKING MOVE, Hire Ippei Mizuhara as Roki Sasaki's Interpreter
The Los Angeles Dodgers have officially signed Ippei Mizuhara as the personal translator for their new star pitcher, Roki Sasaki ,...

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Jan 182 min read
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Los Angeles Dodgers Ink MASSIVE Deal with TikTok - Is This the Future of Baseball?
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have signed TikTok to a lifetime deal for $100 billion, with all of it deferred. This deal not only...

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Jan 133 min read
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Bryce Harper Bakes His Own Championship Ring
Philadelphia Phillies' star Bryce Harper has taken his culinary adventures to a whole new level. Over the last couple of days, Harper has...

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Jan 112 min read
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SHOCKING TWIST: Roki Sasaki Ditches Baseball for NBA Dream
BREAKING: Japanese pitching sensation Roki Sasaki has announced he's hanging up his glove for a basketball. According to our sources at...

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Jan 102 min read
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Los Angeles County Reveals Wildfire Evacuation Alert Only Meant for Dodgers' Chris Taylor
Los Angeles County issued an official apology after mistakenly sending an evacuation text alert to everyone in LA County for the...

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Jan 91 min read
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Rob Manfred Summoned by Governor Newsom to Black Out LA Wildfires
California Governor Gavin Newsom has reached out to MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred with an unusual request this afternoon. According to...

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Jan 82 min read
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From Politics to the Plate: Dodgers Sign Ex-Canadian PM Justin Trudeau
The Los Angeles Dodgers have made an unprecedented move in the baseball world by signing former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to...

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Jan 62 min read
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Ippei Mizuhara to Star in Squid Game Season 3 Amidst Legal Drama
Ippei Mizuhara, the former translator for Shohei Ohtani now embroiled in legal troubles, has been announced as a participant in the...

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Jan 32 min read
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