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Wander Franco's New Year's Resolution: Uninstalling Snapchat
Wander Franco, the talented yet controversial baseball player, has announced his New Year's resolution for 2025: to uninstall Snapchat...

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Dec 31, 20241 min read
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Pete Alonso Offers to Defer Home Run Derby Participation for Dodgers Contract
In a surprising turn of events, Pete Alonso, the powerhouse first baseman known for his back-to-back Home Run Derby titles, has proposed...

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Dec 30, 20242 min read
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Marcell Ozuna Prepares to Celebrate New Year by Downloading Uber
The Atlanta Braves' Marcell Ozuna, known for his powerful bat, is now taking charge of his celebrations, ensuring they're powerful in...

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Dec 30, 20241 min read
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BREAKING: Dodgers Sign Shohei Ohtani's Baby to Record Deal
In an unprecedented move, the Los Angeles Dodgers have signed Shohei Ohtani's unborn child, affectionately nicknamed "Lil' Ohtani," to a...

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Dec 28, 20242 min read
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Braves Make History with Lifetime Contract for Charlie Morton
The Atlanta Braves have re-signed 51-year-old pitcher Charlie Morton to what might be the most unique contract in baseball history. The...

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Dec 28, 20242 min read
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Orioles Eliminated from 2025 Postseason
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles have been eliminated from the 2025 postseason conversation before it even started. The departure of...

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Dec 27, 20242 min read
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Aaron Judge Crashes Times Square Ball Drop 5 Days Ahead of Schedule
Aaron Judge, the New York Yankees' star outfielder, has set up camp in Times Square a full five days before the iconic ball drop on New...

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Dec 26, 20242 min read
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MLB's Wild Christmas Gamble: Rob Manfred Floats "Winner Take All" Tournament
In a surprising twist that's left the baseball world buzzing, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has thrown a curveball by proposing a drastic...

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Dec 25, 20242 min read
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Angels' Anthony Rendon Injured While Opening Christmas Gift
REPORT: Los Angeles Angels third baseman, Anthony Rendon, has found himself sidelined with a neck injury after an unusual incident...

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Dec 25, 20242 min read
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Jeff Passan Asks Santa for Bigger Box on Christmas
Jeff Passan, the well-known MLB reporter for ESPN, was spotted making a rather unconventional Christmas wish to Santa Claus. The image...

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Dec 23, 20242 min read
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Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos Wakes Up From Post-Thanksgiving Nap, Still Dreaming of Free Agency
BREAKING: Atlanta Braves General Manager Alex Anthopoulos was captured waking up from what has been dubbed the "longest post-Thanksgiving...

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Dec 23, 20242 min read
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BREAKING: Mest Part Ways with Soto Due To Slow Pitch Softball Debacle
In what can only be described as the most bizarre decision in baseball since somebody thought it was a good idea to wear stirrups, the...

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Dec 22, 20242 min read
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President Biden Pardons Rob Manfred
REPORT: President Joe Biden has issued a full and unconditional pardon to Rob Manfred, the MLB Commissioner who's been about as popular...

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Dec 21, 20242 min read
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Astros Shy Away trom Alex Bregman's Contract Due to MLB the Show Rating
Remember when we thought baseball contracts were about stats, performance, and maybe a little bit of charm? Well, throw that out the...

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Dec 20, 20242 min read
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Sammy Sosa Apologizes for Using Michael Jackson's Doctor
In a surprising turn of events, former Chicago Cubs star Sammy Sosa has issued a public apology for his controversial skin bleaching...

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Dec 19, 20242 min read
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Hawk Tuah Teaches Corbin Burnes How to Disappear
In an unexpected twist that has left the baseball world scratching its collective head, Corbin Burnes, the once-celebrated pitcher now...

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Dec 19, 20242 min read
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Chicago White Sox Rename Stadium from "Rate Field" to "Field" Hours After Prior Name Change
In what might be the most groundbreaking move since someone decided baseball needed a "seventh inning stretch," the Chicago White Sox...

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Dec 18, 20242 min read
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Cody Bellinger Totally Cool with Giancarlo Stanton Being His Teammate, Despite, You Know, Dating His Wife
Oh, sure, Cody Bellinger is just thrilled to be playing alongside Giancarlo Stanton this season with the Yankees. Because who wouldn't...

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Dec 18, 20242 min read
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Orioles Schedule 97th Meet-and-Greet with Cal Ripken Jr. to Distract Fans From Slow Offseason
The Baltimore Orioles, in a move that's becoming as predictable as their failure to make significant offseason moves, have scheduled...

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Dec 17, 20241 min read
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Jack Flaherty Signs with Guangdong Tigers
The Guangdong Tigers and Jack Flaherty are in agreement on a 1-year, $48 million contract, sources in China and the US tell Fax Sports....

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Dec 16, 20241 min read
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