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Bryce Harper Bakes His Own Championship Ring
Philadelphia Phillies' star Bryce Harper has taken his culinary adventures to a whole new level. Over the last couple of days, Harper has...

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Jan 11, 20252 min read


SHOCKING TWIST: Roki Sasaki Ditches Baseball for NBA Dream
BREAKING: Japanese pitching sensation Roki Sasaki has announced he's hanging up his glove for a basketball. According to our sources at...

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Jan 10, 20252 min read


Los Angeles County Reveals Wildfire Evacuation Alert Only Meant for Dodgers' Chris Taylor
Los Angeles County issued an official apology after mistakenly sending an evacuation text alert to everyone in LA County for the...

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Jan 9, 20251 min read


Rob Manfred Summoned by Governor Newsom to Black Out LA Wildfires
California Governor Gavin Newsom has reached out to MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred with an unusual request this afternoon. According to...

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Jan 8, 20252 min read


From Politics to the Plate: Dodgers Sign Ex-Canadian PM Justin Trudeau
The Los Angeles Dodgers have made an unprecedented move in the baseball world by signing former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to...

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Jan 6, 20252 min read


Ippei Mizuhara to Star in Squid Game Season 3 Amidst Legal Drama
Ippei Mizuhara, the former translator for Shohei Ohtani now embroiled in legal troubles, has been announced as a participant in the...

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Jan 3, 20252 min read


Wander Franco's New Year's Resolution: Uninstalling Snapchat
Wander Franco, the talented yet controversial baseball player, has announced his New Year's resolution for 2025: to uninstall Snapchat...

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Dec 31, 20241 min read


Pete Alonso Offers to Defer Home Run Derby Participation for Dodgers Contract
In a surprising turn of events, Pete Alonso, the powerhouse first baseman known for his back-to-back Home Run Derby titles, has proposed...

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Dec 30, 20242 min read


Marcell Ozuna Prepares to Celebrate New Year by Downloading Uber
The Atlanta Braves' Marcell Ozuna, known for his powerful bat, is now taking charge of his celebrations, ensuring they're powerful in...

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Dec 30, 20241 min read


BREAKING: Dodgers Sign Shohei Ohtani's Baby to Record Deal
In an unprecedented move, the Los Angeles Dodgers have signed Shohei Ohtani's unborn child, affectionately nicknamed "Lil' Ohtani," to a...

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Dec 28, 20242 min read


Braves Make History with Lifetime Contract for Charlie Morton
The Atlanta Braves have re-signed 51-year-old pitcher Charlie Morton to what might be the most unique contract in baseball history. The...

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Dec 28, 20242 min read


Orioles Eliminated from 2025 Postseason
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles have been eliminated from the 2025 postseason conversation before it even started. The departure of...

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Dec 28, 20242 min read


Aaron Judge Crashes Times Square Ball Drop 5 Days Ahead of Schedule
Aaron Judge, the New York Yankees' star outfielder, has set up camp in Times Square a full five days before the iconic ball drop on New...

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Dec 26, 20242 min read


MLB's Wild Christmas Gamble: Rob Manfred Floats "Winner Take All" Tournament
In a surprising twist that's left the baseball world buzzing, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has thrown a curveball by proposing a drastic...

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Dec 25, 20242 min read


Angels' Anthony Rendon Injured While Opening Christmas Gift
REPORT: Los Angeles Angels third baseman, Anthony Rendon, has found himself sidelined with a neck injury after an unusual incident...

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Dec 25, 20242 min read


Jeff Passan Asks Santa for Bigger Box on Christmas
Jeff Passan, the well-known MLB reporter for ESPN, was spotted making a rather unconventional Christmas wish to Santa Claus. The image...

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Dec 23, 20242 min read


Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos Wakes Up From Post-Thanksgiving Nap, Still Dreaming of Free Agency
BREAKING: Atlanta Braves General Manager Alex Anthopoulos was captured waking up from what has been dubbed the "longest post-Thanksgiving...

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Dec 23, 20242 min read


BREAKING: Mest Part Ways with Soto Due To Slow Pitch Softball Debacle
In what can only be described as the most bizarre decision in baseball since somebody thought it was a good idea to wear stirrups, the...

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Dec 22, 20242 min read


President Biden Pardons Rob Manfred
REPORT: President Joe Biden has issued a full and unconditional pardon to Rob Manfred, the MLB Commissioner who's been about as popular...

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Dec 21, 20242 min read


Astros Shy Away trom Alex Bregman's Contract Due to MLB the Show Rating
Remember when we thought baseball contracts were about stats, performance, and maybe a little bit of charm? Well, throw that out the...

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Dec 20, 20242 min read
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